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Husband wife say:
yeh kiya??
tum ek or suit ley ai...
abhi perso he tou...........

Wife chilla ker:
kiya kaha??
kiya perso??
bolo.. 
kiya kaha tum ney??
kiya perso??
perso kiya??
jeldi bolo..
btao kiya perso??


Husband:
kuch nahi...
main bus yeh keh reha tha k,,
perso bhi ek he suit laai thi,,
aaj 2 ley aati....  

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